If you’re looking for the worst golf experience of your life, look no further! From the moment we arrived, we knew we were in for something special. The desk clerk greeted us with all the warmth of a wet towel, and we were told our tee time was delayed 45 minutes — because the owner wanted to play. (Clearly royalty plays here.) By the time we finally teed off, the sun was packing up for the day and the temperature was dropping faster than our expectations. Halfway through our round, the staff decided it was the perfect time to start mowing the course — around us. Nothing like the soothing sound of industrial lawn equipment during your backswing. And just when we thought it couldn’t get any more magical, the sprinklers turned on — while we were still playing. A refreshing surprise! Who needs a shower at home when you can be hosed down mid-putt? Truly unforgettable. 5 stars… out of 100.

First time I been here. Thought it was a great 9 hole course. Those little creeks were getting the better of me. But really fun place

Not saying this is Augusta National by any means, but it is a nice backwoods Wisconsin course, and the owners seem to have made many improvements over the past few years. The cost per 9/18 fits the product. I would rate the customer service high as well. The owner has always been friendly, appreciative and accommodating. I had purchased a punch card 3 years ago and had only used it once. I did not realize that it expired after the 2nd year, but the owner was fair and extended it through the end of this season. Pretty nice considering it was probably explained to me at the time of purchase that it would expire in 2 years, and I just forgot. No complaints here!!!

f you’re looking for the most joyless round of golf in Wisconsin, Pattison Park Golf Course has you covered. The owner struts around like the self-appointed Sheriff of Golf, ready to blow a gasket if you dare take a practice swing divot — because, of course, grass is apparently more valuable than customers. Find an extra ball in the woods? Congratulations, you just committed a felony in his kingdom. Loosen up with a swing into the trees? Better prepare to be kicked off the course from the “Divot Police Chief” himself. The guy is less a course owner and more a wannabe dictator who seems allergic to people enjoying themselves. Pattison Park isn’t golf — it’s babysitting for adults run by a control freak

Gem in the northwoods for an executive course. The quality here was great for how the fairways and rough were cut to how phenomenal the greens were. The rate was good for this course for what one gets. Clubhouse and small pro-ish shop with very welcoming staff and atmosphere. The only thing I didn't care for is the course felt a little tight with not much spacing between the 2nd to 4th hole where it was too easy to be playing in the wrong fairway as many did. But the covered bridge and some tee spots with more terrain later in the round made me forget the earlier holes yo say this was a basic back and forth course. This is a really nice course to practice using all your clubs in the bag.