Beach Wood Golf Course? Bro… I didn’t just play golf, I experienced a golf spa day for my balls — and I ain’t talking about what you think. The greens? Perfect roll. I swear my ball was whispering ‘finally, someone who respects me’ as it sank into the cup. Ball washers? Cleaned my ball so good I thought it might ask for a tip. The fairways were so clean, I half-expected a tiny marching band to follow me with a ‘nice shot!’ banner. Golf carts were on point!! They weren’t too fast, not too slow, basically Goldilocks-level driving comfort. The guy in the pro shop? Chill as a popsicle in Antarctica. Oh! I almost forgot, I said what’s up to the geese on the back nine like it was the damn PGA Tour, and apparently they were downing Goose Island IPAs… nothing fancy, just your standard back nine party animals. Water hazards? Just bonus ponds for reflection and existential dread. Bunkers? Soft enough to bury your sins, hard enough to remind you you still suck at golf. And don’t get me started on the scenery, it’s so nice I half expected a unicorn to tee off next to me. If you want perfect greens, friendly vibes, and geese who drink better than you do, hit up Beach Wood. 10/10, would let a goose make fun of my swing again

Beautiful course! Great price, well taken care of and the staff are absolutely wonderful. Thanks for a fantastic round, we’ll be back!

Course is nice…just have to watch out for the ranger and his buddies. Certain individuals who should be more concerned with their cholesterol, rather than pace of play, will call in on you….might I add that these gentleman (hefty folks) will tee off and drop a ball wherever is best in the fairway…these calls about slow play are for a group that finished the round in 4 hours 3 minutes. So play at your own risk.

Course itself is in great shape, greens roll nicely. If you don’t mind people mowing around you 24/7. I had 5 holes where a mower just didn’t shut off his mower and kept going while trying to hit. Other than that very nice.

I used to come smoke joints in the parking lot after work at night, place is beutiful. Got the cops called on me so don't do that btw! Bro was chill tho said "you're just smoking right?" Never said yes so fast, he let me go home that night ❤️